Thursday, December 12, 2019

Are they Politicians or Comedians???

First and foremost I would like to thank Mr. Google for providing me all the data that I need for this one of the most informative blog that you might find in internet now.😂😝😜 (Seems like I am in beauty pageant with my intro) 😏😏😏. Let me cut my nonsense intro and take you to the journey of funny/hilarious, awkward moment of some  politicians.
Are you embarrassed of farting in public places? Are you ashamed of being clumsy? Well after reading this you might be proud of your clumsiness. If you think that it is just ordinary people do funny/hilarious things, well think again.
Here are the top ten politicians who aren’t aware of what they are doing in public places. Which made me ask my self, “Are they Politicians or Comedians?”

10. Leader Jeremy Corbyn and  Foreign Secretary Emily Thornberry.

“ Is it natural or silicon.”


9. House Speaker John Boehner's (R-Ohio), House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's (D-Calif.)

“Later tonight darlin.”

8. Sen. John McCain, Pres. Barack Obama

“I want your ass.” 

7. Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne

“Pink is my choice”.

6. Alberta former Wildrose Leader Danielle Smith

“Got my breast implant”

5. former President George W. Bush

“ I saw rooster inside”

4. China’s Vice Premier Wang Qishan (right) US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

“Limbo Limbo  Rock”

3. Vice President Joe Biden

“Tacos please”

2. President George W. Bush

“Quite obvious, babies don’t like me.”

1.German Chancellor Angela Merkel

“ I am expert on this “

I mean no harm to anyone exposing this funny/ hilarious politicians awkward moments. I want to make it clear to everyone that even politicians could do strange things as well.
After reading those awkward moments of politicians, do you still feel embarrass farting in public?

Farting out loud in public places is not a crime as well as illegal possession of ugly face.


(Credit to the owner of the photos)
(A big thanks to my friend Fred Gray for helping me out.)

Misdirection (comedy) Sarcasm

   I've always loved a good bait and switch. Dual comedy acts such as Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy and Penn and Teller are all masters of Misdirection Comedy. What gives this type of comedy an edge, has got to be without a doubt, sarcasm. They did have an advantage however; they planned and plotted their sarcastic remarks towards each other.  Although hilarious, it is an entirely different thing to engage someone on the spot, with little or no planning.
     
                  

   In the"good old days", it seemed people were a tad bit more gullible then they are today, so it was easy for them to spoof or make someone look the fool. Today, with everyone having an infinite amount of information in their hands at all times, it's more difficult to mock someone. Unless of course, you present your sarcasm in a very convincing way.
 Although seemingly simple, this form of sarcasm can be quite difficult to deliver. Some are born with it, and some learn it by listening to tons of dad jokes as a child. Either way, practicing this art, and building on your skills can help to make ur presentation more believable.....


Knowledge is power when it comes to misdirectional comedic sarcasm. And using that knowledge to convince someone else that they truly need blinker fluid, or maybe that they need to change the winter air in their car tires can turn into something that is magically hilarious.
  One word of warning though; know your limits with the person you are trying to spoof. Most times, with a little conversation, you can figure out what truly scares the person or maybe what their knowledge is on a certain subject. Pick the wrong prank on the wrong person and you may end up with a few missing teeth. 



Controversy

Some quick stops down controversy 2019. 

Roseanne:
After a short succseful revamp on a first season, Roseanne Barr was cracking jokes or being serious with her racial comments? Roseanne has always been a crass individual and known for speaking what’s on her mind that is what the country loved about her and prompted over 230 episodes and 10 seasons. 

We as a population I think are becoming to sensitive and to politically correct. Sometimes we just have to see where things go and not remove something just because a few people got offended, what about those who are offended about it being removed. Why exactly does the offended party automatically rank? 

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1O8hpYh0hUlnbr6YenVes3XteIwus6kTn



Boy begs dad not to call the cops on trespasser!
Ok so I don’t agree with making people identify them selves in public, in a parking lot or any public space. But With this being said I agree with this man calling the police to make sure his building stayed secured, the other man was being a dick and made it seem like it was all about race. When he knew he was bypassing security at the door and could have just been a decent human being and told the man that lives in the building and pays for the security at the building along with multiple other residents. And put the mind at ease with some justification he belongs in the mans building it’s not like it’s a parking lot, what if there was an elderly person with the door cracked open knowing there is security buzzers and some random person just walked in while I was leaving would you not be concerned for your neibors saftey, LoL what if it was a Violant ex you just let in? 


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Wednesday, December 11, 2019

When sarcasm went wrong...

Before I start my blog let me give you a brief definition of the word sarcasm…
Sarcasm is derived from the French word sarcasmor and also from the Greek word sarkazein, which means “tear flesh,” or “grind the teeth.” In simple words it means to speak bitterly. Sarcasm is an ironic or satirical remarks tempered by humor. People use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish. Sarcasm often depends upon the voice  tone  which is why it works better verbally.
There are different types of sarcasm:
Self-Deprecating Sarcasm – This category of sarcasm expresses an overstated sense of inferiority and worthlessness.
Brooding Sarcasm – In this criticism, the speaker utters something polite. However, the tone of his speech has a marked bitterness to it.
Deadpan Sarcasm – It is expressed without emotion or laughter, making it difficult for the listener to judge whether the speaker is joking or mocking.
Polite Sarcasm – A speaker is said to have delivered a polite sarcasm when his listeners only get to realize that his kind remark was a sarcastic one after they had given it some thought.
Manic Sarcasm – This type of sarcasm is delivered in an unnatural happy mood, which makes the speaker look like he has gone crazy.
Raging Sarcasm – This kind of sarcasm relies mainly on exaggeration  and violent threats.
“The main gist of sarcasm is that the words are not meant to be taken literally.”
Enough of my dumb introduction. Let me share you my own experienced of failed sarcasm.
I joined this group of sarcasm two months ago. I can say this is the coolest group I’ve ever joined in. For the past two months I have lots of experiences to share. I’ve met different kind of people. I learned, let say “bad words” that even Merriam Webster has difficulties in defining those words. Like “fucktard” which mean fucking retard, “aershole” for asshole. “Snowflakes” for sensitive person, “butthurt” when someone’s post get into your nerve. And a lot of different phrases that if you are a narrow minded person will surely hurt your ass.
Aside from words/phrases I’ve learned, there’s a worst experienced I wanna share. I called it “failed sarcasm.”

I mean no harm to anyone when I posted that sarcastic quotes.  But I hit someone with the word “retard .” She totally missed the context of my post. To make my story short , arguments spread out, moderators and other members got involved. I didn’t expect that this sarcastic quotes will lead to disposal of three hundred group members.
I am sharing this experience to emphasize the real meaning of sarcasm. Sarcasm isn’t learned from watching Sesame Street. If you are not witty, bold and broad minded person, there is no chance for you to be sarcastic. No single chance for you  to understand the real meaning of sarcasm . And most importantly, you don’t belong in a  sarcastic group of people.

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

What is sarcasm to you?




Sarcasm can be ?

  • Outlet 
  • Inlet Or Icebreaker 
  • extinguisher
  • funny
  • mean
  • offensive 
  • charming 

I personally think sarcasm is an art, Some people can just use it in any situation and then some use it inappropriately. 




I don't think you should ever use the art to harm someone or make them feel miserable that makes you a piece of shit and a bully. Its not sarcasm to make fun of someones looks, ability's, disability's, race etc. you don't always have to cuss or sound like a predator, stalker or Killer  Lmao 



Do you think it takes a special kind of person to pick up on sarcasm?

I personally think if the person on the receiving end of the sarcasm does not hold an open mind it can be received the wrong way, typically the person speaking it doesn't care, but could turn violent or into an irritable situation.


We use sarcasm in movies, music, daily live (maybe under our breath).... 

Various groups are popping up with sarcasm, humor and jokes as an outlet or a get away from a much too serious life. we use this sarcasm in movies, music and now we are back to picture with words ( MEME'S) but they seem to get the point across with a little imagination.